Thursday, April 1, 2010

THE PURPOSE OF THE "JUMPOFF/SIDEPIECE" (MALE/FEMALE)

This subject is really funny to me so I have to give my 2 cents on it. The Jumpoff/SidePiece is apart of the cycle of life. Just as whores, pimps, hoes, criminals, pornstars, idiots, and many other characters. If not you someone has to play these roles so don't get mad at them. On the funny side of it there are women/men who prefer this title and thats cool. If you know the rules and operate accordingly than its all good. If you love it I can't judge it.

A JumpOff/SidePiece can be male or female but today's focus is on the female. They serve a purpose just as anyone else.  We all have our place is this world, whatever yours is make it mean something. Don't hate on the JumpOff/SidePiece either! Just keep  them from around your mate and you should be fine. Now on the flip side of things if you are in a relationship and you have a JumpOff/SidePiece there is a reason for them. The least valid reason is "because you can or just because". Speaking from a woman's perspective if a man is lacking something in your relationship but he doesn't feel the need to leave you he will take on a JumpOff/SidePiece to assist him in areas you are lacking. It could be sex(oral), conversation, meals, money, affection(no sex involved), or emtional. Over time I have realized as a woman if you don't take care of your mate on ALL levels he WILL find someone else who will and still stay with you. In this event as a woman you should not be mad at the JumpOff/SidePiece but place anger where it truly belongs ON YOURSELF. If you are involved with a man who plays his position like MJ with you then you should assist him like Pippen and motivate him like Phil Jackson. You can't start out like Kobe and tapper off and become Stephan Maurbary and expect him  to be faithful or continue to give his all! Its just not right. It won't add up. Now granted there is an exception to every rule there are men who get that love and support and still cheat but thats a blog for the future. This blog focuses more on women not doing their job and mad at the JumpOff/SidePiece like its her fault. I also want to address the JumpOff/SidePieces trying to move up on the chain of command.

Simple rules to follow, play your position or get traded/bencehed/retired. Value what you have if its a great thing cause trust options are getting slimmer and slimmer by the day between down low brothers, jail, mama's boys, unemployment rates, disease, and baby mama drama quality men are beind snatched up QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now for the JumpOff/SidePiece trying to move up in ranks, be careful. This is a dangerous game if you get caught up with emotions/feelings/fall in love. Most often then not the man will not look at you as "the one". You are more regarded as an accessory.  Rims on his car, Watch on his wrist, Co-signer for his car/apartment, or milkshake drinker. Its possible to be in love with the JumpOff/SidePiece but if your looking for the gold medal at the end of the race it may never happen. You aslo have to learn to fall back. Don't ever mention the main girl/wife, that's just disrespectful! Don't press him for time when he needs you he knows how to find you! If you knowing are a JumpOff/SidePiece please stick to your script, its not that hard! Please don't get pregnant either, more heartache and static plus we all know kids do not keep folks together. They damn sure don't make men leave one for the other.

I take my hat off to the JumpOff/SidePiece, better you than me! Its a cold cold world out there.

Memo to JumpOff/SidePiece: Your services are not needed here!

7 comments:

  1. I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY. IS EASIER TO POINT THE FINGER AT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF. AND THE SAME CAN DEFINITELY BE SAID ABOUT THE MAN. ITS HUMAN NATURE TO SEEK WHATS MISSING IN YOUR LIFE. WELL WRITTEN BLOG. IM LUVING IT

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  2. Thanks for the comment. Robert you are so right, its just funnier coming from me since I'm a woman. The JumpOff/SidePiece got me once won't slip again though!!

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  3. em... emm... em! i have to say for all those chicks and dudes creepin on the unda... you know what it feels like for your partner to give you two feet. i feel like if you can't keep it 100 with the one you love, then you are the weakest link. wtf! that is some scary az shyt to be one foot in one foot out pimpatrating promises to Penelope's pucci. my point is that even if you are creepin, and yo chick has no clue that you are trash... that just means yo chick is trash/stoopid... so i guess ya'll belong together. it goes both wayz.

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  4. lol..lol..lol...i dont know nothin bout sside pieces llol.nvr had a jump off..lol..

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  5. @REAL GHETTO & YUNGCLK THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS.

    WOMAN KNOW WHEN THEIR MATE IS CREEPING THEY WILL CHOOSE TO REACT TO IT DEPENDING ON WHAT THEY DEEM MORE VALUABLE.

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  6. this is so right i mean i got done with damn near the whole passage and realized that i needed not to say something... so i kontinued to read and u summed it put very well

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  7. I TRY ADAM, LOL. I LOVE TO LEAVE 'EM SPEECHLESS!

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